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Mr. Happy
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I think a BJ whilst driving is slightly distracting too guys.

Just thinking out loud like 🥴
 

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He's in Denial!
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Boris Johnson. He’d distract anyone wouldn’t he !
Corbyn, Corbyn , Corbyn 💪
 

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Mr. Uses Lots of Words
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I think a BJ whilst driving is slightly distracting too guys.

Just thinking out loud like 🥴
Only if you got stopped by the boys (and girls) in blue. Now you know the real reason @Psshaw wanted to drive the "company" HGV. It wasn't to catch truckers on their phones was it??
 

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Mr. Happy
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Dogging Smarty, that's what it's called when your looking down on someone at it mate 👀.

Nah Psshaw wouldn't be able to see anything from his bike, But yes from a tractor unit would be a great vantage point.
 

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Mr. Uses Lots of Words
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Dogging Smarty, that's what it's called when your looking down on someone at it mate 👀.

Nah Psshaw wouldn't be able to see anything from his bike, But yes from a tractor unit would be a great vantage point.
I didn't know what that meant and had to google it. I have led a sheltered life. I thought it was people with dogs going out to meet up other people with dogs.
 

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It was exactly meant for that reason but those clever or thought they were drivers who text with the phone on their knees were caught out.

Speed limiter removed as well, went like the clappers up to 56 mph. 😉
 

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Mr. Uses Lots of Words
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I am from the sheltered parts of Hull and was never really exposed to the real world. Seriously I had to ask at my previous place of work what a "Gimp" mask was. Maybe 4 years ago. One of the ladies there was well versed in current affairs.
 

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Mr. Happy
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That's where Dogging originated ...............................well Epping Forrest I think lol.
 

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Mr. Happy
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It's like a "Gas" mask with a lisp mate.
 

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Mr. Happy
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I've just this minute noticed I've been given the illustrious title..................................Mr.Happy.

So that direct debit worked ok then Andypandy..................I mean andspenka ;););):cool:
 

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Mr. Uses Lots of Words
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That's where Dogging originated ...............................well Epping Forrest I think lol.
Isn't that in your neck of the woods.
 

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Mr. Uses Lots of Words
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No, andypandy is his, unofficial title. Since us mere mortals cannot edit.

“Andy pandy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry”.
Didn't he become "Handy Andy".
 

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Mr. Helpful & Still a Moderator
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No, andypandy is his, unofficial title. Since us mere mortals cannot edit.

“Andy pandy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry”.
😂😂😂
 

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Mr. Happy
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I used to drive thru Epping on my way to work early doors mate.............................thats how I know.
 

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Discussion Starter #78
I'm not sure but I don't think Mr. Pssssssssssssshaw has actually called me the same name twice!

Is that where your username came from, the HGV, that's the sound the brakes make isn't it?
 
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Very good handyspankme.
It did it to annoy hull geezer but it works for anyone. Keeps you all on your toes or in your case Hands. I have just thought of another but it’s too naughty. Caught this the other day on tv, made me reet chuckle!
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Mr. Helpful & Still a Moderator
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Very good handyspankme.
It did it to annoy hull geezer but it works for anyone. Keeps you all on your toes or in your case Hands. I have just thought of another but it’s too naughty. Caught this the other day on tv, made me reet chuckle! View attachment 6548
😂😂😂
 
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