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Is that true Phil, you was a bike cop.
 

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Is that true Phil, you was a bike cop.
Well yes and no.

I was part of the off road team to try and combat off road nuisance they caused.
So I had to undertake a two week advanced course but the real bikers had a 4 week course. Bikes we used, BMW RT75, Honda Pan European, Honda VFR750 and a Honda Blackbird.
Off road bikes were Suzuki 450 single pots.
Im not where that info came from unless I have mentioned it eons ago.
 

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Well yes and no.

I was part of the off road team to try and combat off road nuisance they caused.
So I had to undertake a two week advanced course but the real bikers had a 4 week course. Bikes we used, BMW RT75, Honda Pan European, Honda VFR750 and a Honda Blackbird.
Off road bikes were Suzuki 450 single pots.
Im not where that info came from unless I have mentioned it eons ago.
I wasn't aware you had mentioned it but perhaps 2+2 perhaps equalling 4 possibly from reference to your injury which could be very much bike related. Those hooligans who think they can use the roads, pavements and parks as their own trials ground are a menace. Where is Paul Kersey when you need him lol
 

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Hey, I’ve been given a new user title.

“Do not underestimate the power of the force, Luke-spenka “
 

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well, the injury was just a fluke but caused by someone who was reckless, if that makes sense.

Me and shift partner double up.
Person comes down the middle of the road on a go-ped. Motorised skate board thingy.
Tried to have a chat with him, just to advise him but he picked it up and ran off through gardens. Just after crimbo, so thought game on its stolen.
Got out gave chase, through gardens , over fences etc. A bit like “hot fuzz”
Ended back up on the path, downhill. Hes on board trying to use the pull start and just a grab his collar (no pun intended ) it started and he pulled me over and I went with him.

60 seconds of adrenaline and now whole life of a cranky shoulder and neck.

He was found sometime later hiding under a car. It was his after all but knew it should have been insured etc. Due to age got a youth caution.
 

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Hey, I’ve been given a new user title.

“Do not underestimate the power of the force, Luke-spenka “
How do you know it was me :whistle:
 

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1. You hardly know me, so why use an emoji blowing a kiss. Rather odd.

2. You have history and we receive in account settings a marker to say whose dunnit. Dont you know your own system. ? It’s there if you know where to look.
 

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1. He's whistling, not kissing so not odd at all!

2. No I didn't know that, it doesn't tell you that anywhere. Thanks for pointing it out ;) Just for clarity, that's a wink!
 

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It doesn’t tell you, it was a double bluff, which worked.
Conditions of a bluff/double bluff.
Be quick with a response.
Make it sound believable but yet comprising and sow the seed of doubt.
I’ve conceded very early there but I didn’t want you becoming Roger Whittaker.
 

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Well played sir, I doffeth my cap!
 

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Your welcome and thought you might like it.
 

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Wise move for a smart guy. 👮‍♀️
 

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I know when not to use lots of words.......or even none at all.
 
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