[cornish]

anyone got any clean, funny childrens jokes??


My youngest goes to cubs and has to do something for two minutes for his entertainment badge and needs some material as he has decided to tell jokes (pity he doesn't know any).



I don't think the one about the man trying to comit suicide by taking 1000 asprins and failing after he took two because he felt better, will go down too well....



cheers



cornish

 

[koogaa]

What do you call a man in paper trousers?


Rustle

 

[koogaa]

How do you make a Duck sing?


Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers...



Although his Cub mates probably won't get it....

 

[wise1]

Knock Knock
Who's there

I Done up

I Done up who?



(say it out loud....)



Makes my 5yr old crack up....
Edited by: wise1

 

[bigtaz]

Probably too late but hey they makeme laugh


What do you call an Irish man



with a car on his head - Jack

lying in fron of the fire - Mat

with a seagull on his head - Cliff

with spade on his head - Doug

with no spade on his head - Douglas

with no arms and no legs in a bath - Bob (oops - sorry)

with a rifle - Eamonn

dead and buried for 5000 years - Pete (peat)

built into a wall - Paddy O'Doors



Jeepers I must be sad